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Monday, August 31, 2009

11:33PM - Past Sporks

Ten years or more ago,
Canon was made and shown,
But now there are four sue types,
And to us they are well known.

Sparklypoo, from the Malls and Shops,
Tootsietramp, the bedroom floor.
Bitchiwitch, the knifes razor edge,
Canonraip, a foreign shore.

They share a wish, a hope, a dream,
Their twisted evil plan.
To fuck around with canonfolk,
Thus here's how fanfic began.

Now each of these four sues,
Have a canonfolk target each,
Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron,
For our Bleeprin we now reach.

By Sparklypoo, the hawtest chicks,
Are prized for how they dress.
For Tootsietramp, the skankiest,
And could give Harry head the best.

For Bitchiwitch, those in black,
Who are Gawth and Wangst away.
For self-inserting Canonraip,
Those who could twist a plot their way.

Now sues will go for canonfolk,
And will not set them free.
On our hands and knees we begged,
But they were oblivious to our plea.

Now suethors cannot ever create,
A timeline in their head.
But how can you tell each apart,
When your brain has melted and is dead?

T'was Sparklypoo who found the way,
She gave the Sorting Hat a makeover.
The sues then tried to give it brains,
With laughter we doubled over.

Now grab your sporks, were off again,
To prove these bitches wrong.
Give us back our canonfolk,
In Hogwarts they belong.

Suefics Sporked: 99
(This count doesn't include lashouts and sporks I have seen.)

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Current mood: Varies

Friday, March 27, 2009

12:33PM - The Jokes from long ago

So, a few years ago (like 6) I had a long list of emails full of the best jokes I had ever read, but then my email got screwed over, my computer dumped the files with the jokes typed out and they were lost. I have such bad luck with computers.
But, in a turn of luck, I have found the majority of them again and I shall now present them to you, with a few extra ones, just for my own amusement and your entertainment. Enjoy,

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Current mood: giggly

Thursday, October 23, 2008

2:27AM - Signs from shikishinobi

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Friday, May 9, 2008

4:27PM - New Years Resolutions

In 2008, shikishinobi resolves to...
Stop drawing with crystalseraph.
Get back in contact with some old martial arts.
Ask my boss for a gym.
Lose ten live bands by March.
Be nicer to angelicbiscuit.
Cut down to ten video games a day.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Current mood: content

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

7:15PM - Rock on!

So I decided that while I was organizing and stock-piling all my quiz answers into one entry, I thought I better do that with the rest, so no one has to go searching for ages to find what I happen to have here. Some of it being a bigger job than other parts of it. But for now, lets focus on the easier parts.
I like music. It is the very heart and soul of everything, from loud to soft, beat, bass, tempo and so on. I re-wrote a few songs when I first opened my journal, and so I now present the shikishinobi jukebox!

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4:52PM - It's so Quizzical

Recently, I took a huge amount of personality quizzes and posted them here. But it started to cram up my journl, so I decided to shrink it into one entry and see if I could do it that way. You can find out everything there is to know about me right here. What am I? Who am I? Where I fit in certain catagories, and so on. Look around, because I am sure there are a number of these tests you'd love to take as well.

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You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous.

You tend to be successful at anything you try.

A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.

You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?


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Current mood: Mixed

Tuesday, April 15, 2008


On the twelfth day of Christmas, shikishinobi sent to me...
Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven somethings piping
Ten somethings a-leaping
Nine lupinellas dancing
Eight slashperverts a-drawing
Seven crystalseraphs a-writing
Six morriganscrows a-reading
Five ange-e-e-elicbiscuits
Four video games
Three live bands
Two martial arts
...and a gym in a spirituality.
Get your own Twelve Days:


This year, I decided I write to Santa. I know it has been many years since he heard from me but I thought it was worth a try. i drafted two letters, one truthful and one which is not so truthful.
Here is one of them.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I helped crystalseraph see the light (8 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

To see the other, have a look inside. I am not showing it directly because it is the truthful one.

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1:34PM - Please don't stop the music

Band name: Deep Water Slang
CD Cover Name: Portable communications device
1) Komeda
2) Eketorp
3) USS McCloy
4) Farsund
5) Affirmation of St. Louis
6) Fantasy author
7) Northland Port
8) Getting to YES
9) Arctostaphylos parryana
10) Kátlovce
11) Pangasinan people
12) Inna Heights
13) 79th Regiment of Foot

How did I work this out? How could I have come up with all of this. Quite simply. Go to wikipedia.com and click random article. The first is your band name, the second is your album title, and the next 13 are the songs. It is best to avoid people's names, as you might land quite a few of them.

Monday, March 31, 2008

4:41PM - Pron Film

"I am Legendary ass"
~ An Adult Feature Starring Perry ~

'What Porn will you Star in?'

at QuizUniverse.com

Sunday, November 18, 2007

10:36PM - Christians Vs Homosexuals: News

In this part of the debate, I am going to be posting news clippings (from the internet) where the church supports homosexuals in any way shape or form. This is to prove that I am not being stereotypical, biast or anything to that extent. Do enjoy.
Please Note the following:
Each article has been copied and pasted along with the link. If the link still leads to the same article after a month, the article will be removed. I am just not totally sure on how the archives of this system work.
The whole article has been copied because it is basically a digital scrap book. No snipping was done because if it was a proper scrap book, I don't think I'd be obliged to snip parts of it out.

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Current mood: excited

Thursday, November 15, 2007

7:07AM - Christians Vs Homosexuals: The Bible

Today, we look at the bible, those who preach it and their ideals up against homosexuals, their safe passages in the bible and what the comebacks are.
Now, I have very limited qutoes from the bible that condemn homosexuality, so if you found any more, leave a comment and I'll be happy to use them. And vice versa.

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Current mood: happy

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

4:27AM - Christians Vs Homosexuals: Exodus International

Now that I have had a proper look through the Exodus website, I suppose I better report back on what I found.
I would like it stated here and now that, despite what I have to say, if these people found their version of happiness, good luck to them.

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Current mood: annoyed

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

1:33PM - Jokes

Hi Everyone,
Wow my emails are overflowing with emails from family and friends wanting to make me laugh. Well, I have decided to post all the written jokes here, so I don't have to make an over-sized document until I print them out later. Hope you like these funnies in the meantime.

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Current mood: giggly

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

5:05PM - Christians Vs. Homosexuals: The battle continues

Welcome back. The fight continues. This is one major battle I have found, but once I read through it, I found a lot of the answers and counter-responces came easily. No ther material added yet.
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Current mood: amused

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

9:44PM - Maleficent

A Masterpiece of Evil

Table of Contents.

A History
The Story of Maleficent
The Magic of Maleficent
Translations of Maleficent
Maleficent Today
Her Saga Continues

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Current mood: determined

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

10:41PM - Christians Vs. Gays; The War Begins

Okay, this is the kind of thing that stops homosexuals becoming accepted into todays society. It is tosh like this that keeps people in fear of homosexuals and hating them.

To all homosexuals reading this: This might interest you on what is happening in the fight, and my thoughts on it and getting some truth out of it.
To all Christians who support homosexuals: This might not be the best thing to read. But if it gets your interests, I won't stop you, nor take responsibility for anything that may cause offense.
To all Christians and others who don't support homosexuals: You might wanna read this, if you aren't afraid. If you are, evidently you can't back up your hate.
Here we go.

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Current mood: amused

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

12:22PM - Shotgun Rules

The (un)Official Rules to Shotgun
Every car needs this guide!
To call Shotgun is to take the front passenger seat of a car for the present journey. Here are the (un)official rules to calling Shotgun.
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

8:22PM - Queer as Spell; Charmed Story

I wrote this basic idea story and posted it on the net, and this is simply a back up, so I can delete the word doc and save some space on the pc. Enjoy it.

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Current mood: happy

Saturday, February 10, 2007

7:12PM - Answer to No-One, Story 4

I know it has been a while since I posted one of these, and you will need to backtrack through my journal to find the other stories. Hope you enjoy this one as much as the others. Slash content, you have been warned.
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